guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

daily-showerthoughts:

Every customer service worker should get one annual “F*** that customer” card, when they cash it in they get to tell a customer EXACTLY what they think of them without consequence for the employee.

sobeitjayt:

All im saying is we both got $2 if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s and split it

vvankinq:

“how cool are you?”

“I don’t like to brag but-”